A successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side. Within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where’s my Rolex!"
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When none of those things have led to any progress in a divorce case lasting over 6 years. Why can’t attornies get the job done and stop dragging everything out by pretending they are arguing with each other on the phone each day and then charging their clients hundreds of dollars for it every time? Lawyers – how do you sleep at night??
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